作者  REPEN (多紅)                                             站內  SDstory
 標題  [暖場篇]我很弱 PK 吳史仁 (我很弱攻擊篇)
 時間  2010/03/01 Mon 20:49:58

                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    夏風,熱的要死的天氣。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    汗雨如下,廣大沙漠上,站立著兩個身影。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    「哼,等了你二十年了,你終於來了。」我很弱說道,吸著鼻子。
                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                              
    炙熱乾燥,沙漠中的濕度,只有來自兩個地方──他的鼻涕和汗。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    「二十年?這二十年來,你不是一樣很弱嗎?」吳史仁看看自己手中的刀說著。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    「你居然還化名為無此人,分明就在躲我!這二十年來你都到
                                                                               
哪裡去了?」我很弱搖搖身子,軟棉棉的像章魚般蠕動,是的,熱
                                                                               
度增加軟度,這個場所,在適合不過他了!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    「為了要躲你的鼻涕,你的鼻涕總洩露你的足跡。」吳史仁說。
                                                                                
                                                                                                                                               
    「老子凡走過必留下痕跡,行不改名,做不改姓!哪像你偷偷摸摸
                                                                               
來無影去無蹤!」用手擦著鼻涕說道。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    吳史仁冷笑一聲:「你已經超過272字了!」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    「冏!」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    可惡,好個吳史仁,不管你是什麼九頭龍閃還是天馬亂拳,多
                                                                               
年分身術,他今天,非殺的你死我活不可!閒話家常是小說開頭一
                                                                                                                                          
定要的!嗆聲更是超級偶像來的橋段!
                                                                               
                                                                               
    他精心鋪陳,居然這麼瞧不起他!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    越想越氣,我很弱終於喊出那開戰經典詞:「看招!」
                                                                               
                                                                               
    我很弱猛力迴旋轉身,將鼻涕甩出,居然甩出一把鼻涕大槍!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    忽傳耳邊傳震,轟動動動動動!!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    鼻涕槍以連發掃射,鼻涕像千隻飛劍般射去!
                                                                                                                              
    吳史仁一驚,展開曹操之姿,傳說中的知勢-說曹操曹操到!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    招式出神入化,巧妙的躲避了鼻涕連發攻擊!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    吳史仁邊閃躲邊,看著沙子,只見鼻涕一落到地上,地上的沙冒
                                                                               
起陣陣白煙。心想:「這是什麼鼻涕?居然有本領融化沙子?」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    「哼!被你躲過了!」我很弱勾起嘴角,很弱只是一個假像,他自
                                                                                                                                             
豪的鼻涕子彈,已經Update到7.2版本,除了黏性與彈性的要求,更加
                                                                               
入了化學燃燒-COS-阿斯匹婆的成份!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    我很弱,頭一扭,鼻涕居然型似刀影般,銳利急速,飛向吳史仁,
                                                                               
吳史仁身子微微一晃優雅的閃過他的鼻劍,連忙施展天馬流星拳,拳拳
                                                                               
逼進我很弱,他迅速反應,鼻子一哼,噴出一層鼻涕,硬度如牆,堅固
                                                                               
如盾,恰巧檔住了吳史人的攻擊。
                                                                                
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約七百字,暖場用的。
啊啊,完全的弱。
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 REPEN 從 59-124-69-97.HINET-IP.hinet.net 發表於交大次世代(bs2.to)
 作者從 59-124-69-97.HINET-IP.hinet.net 修改文章於 2010/03/01 Mon 20:57:24
SylvaF:推薦這篇文章                                            03/01 21:44
Evam06:很好笑XDDDD                                             03/01 21:47
QAZXC:很酷啊!!!! :D 我喜番 >/////<                             03/01 22:00
Midlight:超過幾字有戳中我笑點XD                                03/01 22:01
Evam06:我也是XDDDDD                                            03/01 22:06
hni:看完很抖。@@:                                              03/01 22:50
elove:阿斯匹婆XD                                               03/01 22:53
dolphin15:有被戳中笑點XDDD                                     03/02 21:19
ohmyfox:有笑有推,不過錯字請記得改orz                          03/03 01:21
REPEN:樓上!!(抓)

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