作者  labeck (以戰止戰輪迴的終結)                              站內  SDstory
 標題  [暖場篇]我很弱 PK 吳史仁 (吳史仁反擊篇)
 時間  2010/03/01 Mon 21:20:02

                                                                               
吳史仁攻勢被擋下,刀竟然卡在鼻涕上,因此發怒大喊:「竟然把我名字寫錯!」
                                                                               
我很弱一臉疑惑,吳史仁吐舌說:「對不起我出戲了,我剛剛是罵上篇作者。」
                                                                               
語畢,拋了拋媚眼。
                                                                               
我很弱先是一臉囧樣,大笑:「二十年來同一招?你就沒別招嗎。」
                                                                               
說完又落井下石:「你一招用過了,看來這場我贏定了。」
                                                                               
「是這樣嗎」吳史仁冷笑,發動影分身。
                                                                               
「你這樣把招都用光了,之後其他戰怎麼打?」我很弱訝異。
                                                                               
「第一、你還不是一次用了兩招。第二、這是表演賽,沒有下一戰了,所以當然可以
把招用光。」
                                                                               
瞬間的冷場,連沙漠也飄下了雪花。
                                                                                                                 
良久。
                                                                               
「我可以問你一個問題嗎。」
                                                                               
「請。」
                                                                               
「你放影分身,但是沒有攻擊是怎麼回事?」
                                                                               
「我忘了我的刀卡住了,所以我沒刀可以砍。」吳史仁苦笑。
                                                                               
「雖然很想和你分出勝負。」我很弱開口。
                                                                               
「?」吳史仁一臉疑惑。
                                                                               
「但是……。」我很弱停頓了一下,正要開口。
                                                                               
「我來說吧。」第三個人的聲音:「因為我沒梗了,所以就此結束,你們就別分勝負
了。」
                                                                               
究竟,新來的第三個人到底是誰?
                                                                               
且待永遠不會有的下回分曉
「我來說吧。」第三個人的聲音:「因為我沒梗了,所以就此結束,你們就別分勝負
了。」
                                                                               
究竟,新來的第三個人到底是誰?
                                                                               
且待永遠不會有的下回分曉
                                                                               
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REPEN:冏          XDDDDDDD                                     03/01 21:22
REPEN:居然被拿來當梗~~~~~~啊啊                                 03/01 21:23
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Midlight:有笑有推XD                                            03/01 22:02
QAZXC:哈哈哈哈哈哈有趣有趣!!!!!                                03/01 22:02
hni:再度抖了一遍                                               03/01 22:50
Melody1340:有笑有推啊~~~~~~所以第三者到底是誰咧XD              03/02 00:10

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