作者  QAZXC (二月西捷)                                         站內  SDstory
 標題  [正式篇] 外星人 PK 醫生  Part4  (完結篇)
 時間  2010/03/05 Fri 14:16:35

                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
 
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   外星人嘟著嘴,有點對外面的事情無可奈何。他雙手環胸,看著離自
                                                                               
 己外面一層的緊身衣不受控制地擺動。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   可惡!虧外星人的腦電波比地球人強上好幾倍,可是他竟然有一部分
                                                                               
 的意志著了那醫生的道了。
                                                                              
   其實外星人為什麼不能沒有緊身衣,最主要的原因除了喜愛,還有另
                                                                               
 一個最大的原因是它可以多一層保護。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   外星人在他的星球上就瘋狂著迷於緊身衣的製作,這在他的星球也是
                                                                               
 不常見的。當他發現在自己星球上看似普通的緊身衣,在地球上竟然有刀
                                                                               
 槍不入調節體溫的功能時,簡直是歡喜的飛天竄地。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   他作的緊身衣有個特點,就是看似貼身,可是內在卻與他隔著薄薄一
                                                                               
 層光流。這個光流可以隔絕很多東西,比如說一些隱性的電波跟地球人所
                                                                               
 無法理解的迴光等等。
                                                                                                     
   比方現在,醫師正對他催眠著,其實一般地球人的催眠對他是沒什麼
                                                                               
 作用的,可這醫生的腦電波意志非比尋常,他一個疏忽意志竟然還真受了
                                                                               
 點控制。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   幸好還有一層光流隔絕他及時抽身,現在外在所見的『外星人』便是
                                                                               
 他某部分的意志締結著緊身衣,因而受到醫生的腦電波控制。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   這該怎麼辦呢?『內部的外星人』雖然擁有獨立意志,可是隔著光流
                                                                               
 也沒辦法完全抗拒醫生的催眠呀!總不能就這樣一直跳著他們星球的求偶
                                                                               
 舞吧!?
                                                                                        
   呃,他講出他的弱點了嗎?應該還沒吧?咳咳咳咳咳!!!!!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   外星人無奈地觀賞自己的愚蠢,幸好緊身衣是在他家鄉製作的,所以
                                                                               
 說出來的話地球人聽不懂,要不然他可又要臉紅了。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   咳!你們是套不出外星人的弱點的!咳咳咳咳咳!!!!!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   他從內部『打開』緊身衣的全視圖,從裡向外看,緊身衣呈現透明狀
                                                                               
 態,他試圖想找出快速破解催眠的法子。
                                                                                
                                                                                                                    
   其實辦法不是沒有,只是要花點時間。畢竟催眠是腦電波的對抗賽,
                                                                               
 若單單只是腦電波他勢必穩贏,醫生雖然是地球人中的佼佼者,可是腦電
                                                                               
 波對於外星人還是不足為懼的。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   怪只怪在自己把腦波分了一點給操控緊身衣,那一點點的腦波自然容
                                                                               
 易受到控制了。現在他要做的是就是稀釋一下緊身衣中間的光流,好讓自
                                                                               
 己能灌注其他腦電波到緊身衣上,力量夠了自然就能抵禦醫生的催眠啦!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   嗯?不懂嗎?好吧也別太認真了,這場戰役是自由發揮的嘛!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   他看見『外頭』的醫生正蓄勢待發,醫生已經朝自己發出好幾個鋒利
                                                                              
 的刀片,所幸他自製的緊身衣在地球是刀槍不入的,還可拖延一點時間。
                                                                               
 但這醫生也不是簡單人物,萬一讓他找出其他破綻可就完了!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   一個轉念,外星人嬌巧一笑。他實際的外型其實不像緊身衣顯示的那
                                                                               
 樣,畢竟當初決定第一站是來到地球,他特地查了地球人對外星人的印象
                                                                               
 而造出了這件綠化的緊身衣。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   其實他不是長那樣的!至少他那個星球的人並不是這種長手長腳大頭
                                                                               
 大眼睛的怪咖!一點美感也沒有!哼哼!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   外星人看著公園裡大大小小的生物,這些地球上的人啊動植物們都是
                                                                                                                                    
 他們星球所沒有的,在他眼裡自然格外稀奇。他們星球上的人主張萬物平
                                                                               
 等,所以他也帶著這個信念一起來到地球。可是卻發現,地球人自詡是萬
                                                                               
 物之靈,並且有殺戮跟侵占的習慣。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   不行!他是愛好宇宙和平的外星人!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   和平是美好的!一定要讓地球人知道這一點才行!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   他嘻嘻一笑,突然想到了一個好妙招。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   他集中意志,將其餘保留的腦電波凝聚起來,雙眼微睜,沾了沾緊身
                                                                                             
 衣內部的光流,然後呈放射狀發射出去。剛剛他一時好心讓周圍的人受他
                                                                               
 控制,為的是不想讓他們驚嚇,現在倒是幫了自己一把。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   他要將醫生的催眠,藉著自己的腦電波一齊放射出去給旁邊的人!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   頓時間公園裡的人們慢慢聚集了過來,就連貓呀狗的還有鳥禽都靠過
                                                                               
 來了。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   醫生被靠攏的壓力收住攻擊,不明白到底發生了什麼事?突然間,一
                                                                               
 個老伯撲倒在他的腳邊。
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                                      
   「醫生!我、我的弱點是最怕人家搔我癢癢呀~~尤其是我的胳肢窩
                                                                               
 ,雖然有點狐臭,可是只有有人稍微一碰到我就會全身發軟任君擺佈了~
                                                                               
 ~醫生醫生您要不要試試看?真的很有效唷~~~~」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   醫生瞪著那位老伯,兩手捏著手術刀有點不知所措。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   接著是一個女人抓住了他的白衣袍,淒厲地大哭:「醫生救救我~我
                                                                               
 有一個非常嚴重的弱點!我知道這個弱點將會跟著我一輩子~~我名字叫
                                                                               
 蘇珊,在國外非常有名,你可以到各大唱片行買到我的新專輯,我還參加
                                                                               
 今年日本的紅白大對抗!醫生你一定要幫我想想辦法,我每次一照到鏡子
                                                                               
 就覺得受不了哇!醫生,你說我為什麼長得那麼美?我知道大家迷的不是
                                                                                                           
 我的歌藝兒是我的美貌,可是這也是我全身上下唯一的弱點呀~我只是一
                                                                               
 個平凡人,長這麼美絕對不是我的錯,你說,你說我長得是不是很美?我
                                                                               
 需要這樣將我的弱點暴露在外讓全世界的人看嗎???」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   醫生太陽穴冒出青筋,他實在很想問這名婦人究竟知不知道『弱點』
                                                                               
 到底是什麼意思?可能因為她是外國人所以翻譯有所誤解吧?
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   還有,奇怪?他明明只催眠外星人,為什麼公園裡的人都被催眠了?
                                                                               
 而且還爭先恐後地跑來告訴他自己的弱點?
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   他皺眉看著正開心趴在他大腿的黃金獵犬,牠正兩眼昏花地望著他。
                                    唉!該不會連狗都想要跟他自首吧?他聽不懂狗語呀!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   醫生利眼看向不遠處的外星人,他仍跳著莫名其妙的舞蹈,那緩慢又
                                                                               
 僵硬的動作像是在抗拒什麼又像是身不由己什麼?模樣比他之前裝可愛還
                                                                               
 要可愛。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   或許他也可以耐著性子等上一等,或是繼續研究要怎麼破壞那件刀槍
                                                                               
 不入的青蛙衣……
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   十分鐘後,醫生後悔了。他既然答應外星人不可傷害這公園裡的人跟
                                                                               
 動物,那自然就要遵守。可是面對越來越多的人潮跟飛禽走獸,他實在是
                                                                                                  
 難以應對。每個人就像發瘋似的要跟他『告解』,他更不想要去聞別人的
                                                                               
 狐臭跟被人毛手毛腳。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   好吧!他閉上眼,決定放一點點催眠的動力到其他人身上,他必須先
                                                                               
 退散他人才能整治外星人。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「現在,每個人都退到道路兩旁。」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   四周的人慢慢慢慢地移動,不知道是不是受到什麼干擾,這些催眠的
                                                                               
 人也不是那麼安分,有點乖有點不乖,雙腳是站好了可是手跟嘴巴卻還是
                                                                               
 不聽他指揮,老是紛動著。
                                                                                                          
                                                                               
   外星人依舊是最後一個遵照指令的人。                                       
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   不行,他得再做最後嘗試:「外星人,你來到中間。」                         
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   除了外星人,有些人的腳也不受控制地移動、又回去,移動、又回去             
                                                                               
 。這果然是外星人搞的花樣,難道他並沒有真正控制住外星人嗎?醫生知             
                                                                               
 道自己催眠的時間有限,外星人肯定也在某處想辦法抵禦他。                       
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   醫生決定放手一搏。                                                        
                                                                                                        
   「展露你的弱點給我看吧。」他又對他發了一次指令。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   四周的人又開始騷動,往前挪了挪,將他跟外星人給圍成一小圈。大
                                                                               
 狗小狗開始狂吠長嘯,醫生必須集中注意力才能不受到干擾。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   外星人還是一副心不甘情不願,長長的手腳揮舞著,跳著奇怪的舞蹈
                                                                               
 。口中依然念著那句奇怪的外星語:「我○∞≠的≠▲≦弱點Ⅲ℃↗☆◎
                                                                               
 是……」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   還是不行嗎?醫生皺眉。
                                                                                
                                    突然間,他發現到周圍的人有些異樣。全部的人都停止舉動,連狗都
                                                                               
 站得好好的,貓也坐得直挺挺,全部的眼神都看向醫生跟外星人頭上約一
                                                                               
 尺的高度。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   可惡,已經到達極限了嗎?醫生雙手捏緊長柄的手術刀,用迅雷不及
                                                                               
 掩耳的速度擊向外星人那雙大眼睛。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   四周的人跟動物們個個閉起雙眼,現出十分痛苦的模樣。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   鏗鏘一聲,外星人的大眼發出一個好大的聲響,醫生大喜,難道這就
                                                                               
 是緊身衣的罩門?
                                                                               
                                                                               
   可他笑容又瞬間凝結,因為他看見手術刀的前端正迅速溶解,到最後
                                                                               
 刀尖竟然黏在外星人的左右眼上,看起來十分詭異。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   四周的人跟動物們表情漸漸和緩,但眼睛仍就是閉著,好像在睡覺一
                                                                               
 樣。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   醫生腦中現出了一個聲響,那是外星人的聲音:「唉呀醫生,眼睛的
                                                                               
 材質是很高檔的耶,花了我不少外星幣才做好的,你竟然出手攻擊它們?
                                                                               
 你看看,這樣我這件緊身衣插著兩根手術刀要我怎麼在街上逛街啦?嗚嗚~~」
                                                                                
                    醫生深呼吸了一口氣,也在腦中回應:「你能逃脫我的傀儡之眼也算
                                                                               
 你厲害,不過牽扯到其他人……這似乎並不符合你說要宇宙和平的個性啊
                                                                               
 !」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   外星人的聲音在腦中聽來格外清楚,他略為委屈地道:「醫生,這我
                                                                               
 可沒辦法啊,緊身衣不聽我的話,我只好分派腦電波到其他人身上了。不
                                                                               
 過醫生你放心,到時候我會在他們的腦中消除記憶,他們不會記得有在公
                                                                               
 園裡看到我們的!」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   醫生冷笑:「消除記憶是嗎?這到蠻像你們外星人的作風啊!」
                                                                                                            
   「唉唷醫生你別這樣說嘛~」外星人竟然有點不好意思。「反正你沒
                                                                               
 辦法讓我受傷,我的明信片又制止不了你,不如我們握手言和?」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「哼,我們雙方的招數可都還沒全部使出,你怎麼知道我打不過你?」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   雙方沉默了數秒,最後還是外星人先開口了,沒辦法,醫生比較酷嘛!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「要不然……要不然我們先放了他們嘛,他們這樣一下受到你催眠控
                                                                               
 制,一下又要腦電波干擾,我覺得他們實在是太可憐了啦!我們都放開他
                                                                               
 們再繼續比賽,你覺得如何?」
                                                                                
                                                                                                       
   醫師皺眉,他好不容易才催眠了外星人,這樣放開他下一次勢必很難
                                                                               
 找到機會。可是依現在的情況,他一時間找不到緊身衣的破綻,也無法百
                                                                               
 分之百控制外星人的行為……
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   他略為考慮,最後想到自己參加比賽的初衷,他只是想證明自己的能
                                                                               
 力,而不是要樹立敵人或危害其他無辜的人類。既然這場不分高下,或許
                                                                               
 能交這個得來不易的朋友,彼此增長也好。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「好吧。既然如此,我就解開催眠。」醫生說到做到,伸手一彈指,
                                                                               
 全部的人好像大夢初醒,不知道自己為什麼圍著兩個 Cosplay 的人團團
                                                                               
 轉?
                                                                                   
   外星人也在同一時間收回腦電波,狗跟貓都嚇了一跳,叫了幾聲之後
                                                                               
 就跑走了,頭頂上的烏鴉跟密密麻麻的麻雀也呼嘯飛去。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「繼續吧。」醫生嘴角一勾,似乎又準備投入戰鬥。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「等一等嘛~」外星人嬌嗔一聲,令醫生不自覺皺起眉頭。「我們都
                                                                               
 戰這麼久了,醫生你難道不餓嗎?」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   醫生冷冷地回:「不餓。」
                                                                                
                               外星人似乎裝作沒聽見,一手勾起醫生的手臂,緊身衣觸碰到醫生的
                                                                               
 手腕,他突然又想起替青蛙解剖的溜滑感。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「我知道這附近有一家鬆餅店超好吃喔!我們先去吃飽再來打好不好
                                                                               
 ?我覺得地球人真的是很會做食物噎,啊,可是我是愛好和平的外星人,
                                                                               
 我是不吃動物的!醫生~你吃素嗎?」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「……不吃。」他很忍耐地回。「你確定吃完就會繼續跟我打?」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「唉唷醫生,你可是醫生耶,怎麼可以滿腦子都在想那些打打殺殺的
                                                                               
 東西呢?要知道,維護世界和平是很重要的,更何況我是為了宇宙和平才
                                                                                                                                 
 來的!要說啊……」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   醫生硬生生停住腳步,死皺著眉:「你確定要去吃?我是說……這個
                                                                               
 樣子去吃?」他用手指來回比了比外星人,最後停在他那雙插著他手術刀
                                                                               
 的大眼睛…………
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   外星人用他的青蛙手指戳了戳自己的左臉頰,然後說:「這造型很可
                                                                               
 愛吧?不知道我們等一下會不會被記者採訪?這樣醫生你說不定會湧進很
                                                                               
 多病患耶,業績會變好喔!啊,可是萬一記者問我眼睛會不會痛那我要怎
                                                                               
 麼辦?要說這是星球上的特殊材質嗎?我這對眼睛還有防紫外線耶!而且
                                                                               
 視力還可以調整,就算有乾眼症也不會受影響喔!喔對了,醫生你有沒有
                       近視啊?你眼睛很漂亮耶,還有啊你那副眼鏡…………」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   醫生忍不住打斷外星人的長篇大論,他快受不了這種恐怖的嘮叨,這
                                                                               
 外星人到底是從哪來的?「好!去吃鬆餅!吃完你會跟我說你的弱點是什
                                                                               
 麼嗎?還有這個緊身衣……」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「唉唷醫生~你幹嘛亂摸啦!雖然外星人是無性別的,可是你們中國
                                                                               
 人不是有句話是這麼說的嗎?那個老人說『非禮勿視、非禮勿言、非禮勿
                                                                               
 問、非禮勿摸』,你這樣……」
                                                                                
                                                                                                              
                                                                               
   公園裡,上至鳥禽下至貓狗老鼠,包括了每個人,臉頰上都起了層淡
                                                                               
 黑色的害羞黑眼圈…………
                                                                               
  
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
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=口= 好吧!我已經盡力了…………(倒)
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hni:首推。:P                                                   03/05 14:20
→ QAZXC:= = 重看一遍發現好多錯字.......                          03/05 14:20
Evam06:求偶舞XDDD 可以喊醫生和外星人在一起嗎? >////<           03/05 14:27
→ QAZXC:三樓真是太八卦了 >//////<   (改了幾個錯字不知還有沒有??) 03/05 14:39
QAZXC:4330... 我如果寫自己故事有那麼認真就好了....../口\~~~    03/05 14:41
SylvaF:推薦這篇文章                                            03/05 15:09
REPEN:原來是求偶舞~~~~ XDDDDD                                  03/05 16:32
REPEN:推薦這篇文章                                             03/05 16:32
elove:在一起在一起在一起在一起~~~~                         03/05 17:28
→ elove:覺得外星人跟醫生好配喔>///<                              03/05 17:29
→ QAZXC:我們兩個是不同世界的人哪~~~~(泣)    (喂~~~~~~~!!!!!) XDD 03/05 17:55
QAZXC:所以這次戰役實際是在相親嗎??(超大誤) XDDD                03/05 18:01
JCLocke:腦袋浮現像是麥可Thriller的MV場景 ... XDrz              03/05 18:03
Midlight:這場戰鬥其實是在約會(誤)                              03/05 19:13
→ QAZXC:麥可的Thriller.....所以誰是麥可誰是那個可憐的女朋友???   03/05 19:35
JCLocke:當然是被圍著跳的醫生! XD                              03/05 19:38
JCLocke:不過既然是求偶舞 搞不好Do you rember the time 也不錯.. 03/05 19:41
→ QAZXC:所以醫生要害羞尖叫嗎???? >/////< 好可愛...               03/05 19:41
→ QAZXC:remember the time 醫生穿那麼漂亮情敵會變多的....XD       03/05 19:52
JCLocke:那部裡面麥可的眼神超會電人的阿!                       03/05 19:55
→ QAZXC:對啊 眼神會鎖人! :P                                      03/05 19:58
greenrain:p.20  "另"醫生不自覺                                 03/05 21:07
→ QAZXC:樓上是挑錯字大王!!! * */                                 03/05 21:09
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