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 標題  [正式篇] 外星人 PK 醫生  Part4  (完結篇)
 時間  2010/03/05 Fri 14:16:35

                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
 
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   外星人嘟著嘴,有點對外面的事情無可奈何。他雙手環胸,看著離自
                                                                               
 己外面一層的緊身衣不受控制地擺動。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   可惡!虧外星人的腦電波比地球人強上好幾倍,可是他竟然有一部分
                                                                               
 的意志著了那醫生的道了。
                                                                              
   其實外星人為什麼不能沒有緊身衣,最主要的原因除了喜愛,還有另
                                                                               
 一個最大的原因是它可以多一層保護。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   外星人在他的星球上就瘋狂著迷於緊身衣的製作,這在他的星球也是
                                                                               
 不常見的。當他發現在自己星球上看似普通的緊身衣,在地球上竟然有刀
                                                                               
 槍不入調節體溫的功能時,簡直是歡喜的飛天竄地。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   他作的緊身衣有個特點,就是看似貼身,可是內在卻與他隔著薄薄一
                                                                               
 層光流。這個光流可以隔絕很多東西,比如說一些隱性的電波跟地球人所
                                                                               
 無法理解的迴光等等。
                                                                                                     
   比方現在,醫師正對他催眠著,其實一般地球人的催眠對他是沒什麼
                                                                               
 作用的,可這醫生的腦電波意志非比尋常,他一個疏忽意志竟然還真受了
                                                                               
 點控制。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   幸好還有一層光流隔絕他及時抽身,現在外在所見的『外星人』便是
                                                                               
 他某部分的意志締結著緊身衣,因而受到醫生的腦電波控制。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   這該怎麼辦呢?『內部的外星人』雖然擁有獨立意志,可是隔著光流
                                                                               
 也沒辦法完全抗拒醫生的催眠呀!總不能就這樣一直跳著他們星球的求偶
                                                                               
 舞吧!?
                                                                                        
   呃,他講出他的弱點了嗎?應該還沒吧?咳咳咳咳咳!!!!!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   外星人無奈地觀賞自己的愚蠢,幸好緊身衣是在他家鄉製作的,所以
                                                                               
 說出來的話地球人聽不懂,要不然他可又要臉紅了。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   咳!你們是套不出外星人的弱點的!咳咳咳咳咳!!!!!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   他從內部『打開』緊身衣的全視圖,從裡向外看,緊身衣呈現透明狀
                                                                               
 態,他試圖想找出快速破解催眠的法子。
                                                                                
                                                                                                                    
   其實辦法不是沒有,只是要花點時間。畢竟催眠是腦電波的對抗賽,
                                                                               
 若單單只是腦電波他勢必穩贏,醫生雖然是地球人中的佼佼者,可是腦電
                                                                               
 波對於外星人還是不足為懼的。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   怪只怪在自己把腦波分了一點給操控緊身衣,那一點點的腦波自然容
                                                                               
 易受到控制了。現在他要做的是就是稀釋一下緊身衣中間的光流,好讓自
                                                                               
 己能灌注其他腦電波到緊身衣上,力量夠了自然就能抵禦醫生的催眠啦!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   嗯?不懂嗎?好吧也別太認真了,這場戰役是自由發揮的嘛!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   他看見『外頭』的醫生正蓄勢待發,醫生已經朝自己發出好幾個鋒利
                                                                              
 的刀片,所幸他自製的緊身衣在地球是刀槍不入的,還可拖延一點時間。
                                                                               
 但這醫生也不是簡單人物,萬一讓他找出其他破綻可就完了!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   一個轉念,外星人嬌巧一笑。他實際的外型其實不像緊身衣顯示的那
                                                                               
 樣,畢竟當初決定第一站是來到地球,他特地查了地球人對外星人的印象
                                                                               
 而造出了這件綠化的緊身衣。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   其實他不是長那樣的!至少他那個星球的人並不是這種長手長腳大頭
                                                                               
 大眼睛的怪咖!一點美感也沒有!哼哼!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   外星人看著公園裡大大小小的生物,這些地球上的人啊動植物們都是
                                                                                                                                    
 他們星球所沒有的,在他眼裡自然格外稀奇。他們星球上的人主張萬物平
                                                                               
 等,所以他也帶著這個信念一起來到地球。可是卻發現,地球人自詡是萬
                                                                               
 物之靈,並且有殺戮跟侵占的習慣。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   不行!他是愛好宇宙和平的外星人!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   和平是美好的!一定要讓地球人知道這一點才行!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   他嘻嘻一笑,突然想到了一個好妙招。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   他集中意志,將其餘保留的腦電波凝聚起來,雙眼微睜,沾了沾緊身
                                                                                             
 衣內部的光流,然後呈放射狀發射出去。剛剛他一時好心讓周圍的人受他
                                                                               
 控制,為的是不想讓他們驚嚇,現在倒是幫了自己一把。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   他要將醫生的催眠,藉著自己的腦電波一齊放射出去給旁邊的人!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   頓時間公園裡的人們慢慢聚集了過來,就連貓呀狗的還有鳥禽都靠過
                                                                               
 來了。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   醫生被靠攏的壓力收住攻擊,不明白到底發生了什麼事?突然間,一
                                                                               
 個老伯撲倒在他的腳邊。
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                                      
   「醫生!我、我的弱點是最怕人家搔我癢癢呀~~尤其是我的胳肢窩
                                                                               
 ,雖然有點狐臭,可是只有有人稍微一碰到我就會全身發軟任君擺佈了~
                                                                               
 ~醫生醫生您要不要試試看?真的很有效唷~~~~」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   醫生瞪著那位老伯,兩手捏著手術刀有點不知所措。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   接著是一個女人抓住了他的白衣袍,淒厲地大哭:「醫生救救我~我
                                                                               
 有一個非常嚴重的弱點!我知道這個弱點將會跟著我一輩子~~我名字叫
                                                                               
 蘇珊,在國外非常有名,你可以到各大唱片行買到我的新專輯,我還參加
                                                                               
 今年日本的紅白大對抗!醫生你一定要幫我想想辦法,我每次一照到鏡子
                                                                               
 就覺得受不了哇!醫生,你說我為什麼長得那麼美?我知道大家迷的不是
                                                                                                           
 我的歌藝兒是我的美貌,可是這也是我全身上下唯一的弱點呀~我只是一
                                                                               
 個平凡人,長這麼美絕對不是我的錯,你說,你說我長得是不是很美?我
                                                                               
 需要這樣將我的弱點暴露在外讓全世界的人看嗎???」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   醫生太陽穴冒出青筋,他實在很想問這名婦人究竟知不知道『弱點』
                                                                               
 到底是什麼意思?可能因為她是外國人所以翻譯有所誤解吧?
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   還有,奇怪?他明明只催眠外星人,為什麼公園裡的人都被催眠了?
                                                                               
 而且還爭先恐後地跑來告訴他自己的弱點?
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   他皺眉看著正開心趴在他大腿的黃金獵犬,牠正兩眼昏花地望著他。
                                    唉!該不會連狗都想要跟他自首吧?他聽不懂狗語呀!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   醫生利眼看向不遠處的外星人,他仍跳著莫名其妙的舞蹈,那緩慢又
                                                                               
 僵硬的動作像是在抗拒什麼又像是身不由己什麼?模樣比他之前裝可愛還
                                                                               
 要可愛。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   或許他也可以耐著性子等上一等,或是繼續研究要怎麼破壞那件刀槍
                                                                               
 不入的青蛙衣……
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   十分鐘後,醫生後悔了。他既然答應外星人不可傷害這公園裡的人跟
                                                                               
 動物,那自然就要遵守。可是面對越來越多的人潮跟飛禽走獸,他實在是
                                                                                                  
 難以應對。每個人就像發瘋似的要跟他『告解』,他更不想要去聞別人的
                                                                               
 狐臭跟被人毛手毛腳。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   好吧!他閉上眼,決定放一點點催眠的動力到其他人身上,他必須先
                                                                               
 退散他人才能整治外星人。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「現在,每個人都退到道路兩旁。」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   四周的人慢慢慢慢地移動,不知道是不是受到什麼干擾,這些催眠的
                                                                               
 人也不是那麼安分,有點乖有點不乖,雙腳是站好了可是手跟嘴巴卻還是
                                                                               
 不聽他指揮,老是紛動著。
                                                                                                          
                                                                               
   外星人依舊是最後一個遵照指令的人。                                       
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   不行,他得再做最後嘗試:「外星人,你來到中間。」                         
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   除了外星人,有些人的腳也不受控制地移動、又回去,移動、又回去             
                                                                               
 。這果然是外星人搞的花樣,難道他並沒有真正控制住外星人嗎?醫生知             
                                                                               
 道自己催眠的時間有限,外星人肯定也在某處想辦法抵禦他。                       
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   醫生決定放手一搏。                                                        
                                                                                                        
   「展露你的弱點給我看吧。」他又對他發了一次指令。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   四周的人又開始騷動,往前挪了挪,將他跟外星人給圍成一小圈。大
                                                                               
 狗小狗開始狂吠長嘯,醫生必須集中注意力才能不受到干擾。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   外星人還是一副心不甘情不願,長長的手腳揮舞著,跳著奇怪的舞蹈
                                                                               
 。口中依然念著那句奇怪的外星語:「我○∞≠的≠▲≦弱點Ⅲ℃↗☆◎
                                                                               
 是……」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   還是不行嗎?醫生皺眉。
                                                                                
                                    突然間,他發現到周圍的人有些異樣。全部的人都停止舉動,連狗都
                                                                               
 站得好好的,貓也坐得直挺挺,全部的眼神都看向醫生跟外星人頭上約一
                                                                               
 尺的高度。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   可惡,已經到達極限了嗎?醫生雙手捏緊長柄的手術刀,用迅雷不及
                                                                               
 掩耳的速度擊向外星人那雙大眼睛。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   四周的人跟動物們個個閉起雙眼,現出十分痛苦的模樣。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   鏗鏘一聲,外星人的大眼發出一個好大的聲響,醫生大喜,難道這就
                                                                               
 是緊身衣的罩門?
                                                                               
                                                                               
   可他笑容又瞬間凝結,因為他看見手術刀的前端正迅速溶解,到最後
                                                                               
 刀尖竟然黏在外星人的左右眼上,看起來十分詭異。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   四周的人跟動物們表情漸漸和緩,但眼睛仍就是閉著,好像在睡覺一
                                                                               
 樣。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   醫生腦中現出了一個聲響,那是外星人的聲音:「唉呀醫生,眼睛的
                                                                               
 材質是很高檔的耶,花了我不少外星幣才做好的,你竟然出手攻擊它們?
                                                                               
 你看看,這樣我這件緊身衣插著兩根手術刀要我怎麼在街上逛街啦?嗚嗚~~」
                                                                                
                    醫生深呼吸了一口氣,也在腦中回應:「你能逃脫我的傀儡之眼也算
                                                                               
 你厲害,不過牽扯到其他人……這似乎並不符合你說要宇宙和平的個性啊
                                                                               
 !」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   外星人的聲音在腦中聽來格外清楚,他略為委屈地道:「醫生,這我
                                                                               
 可沒辦法啊,緊身衣不聽我的話,我只好分派腦電波到其他人身上了。不
                                                                               
 過醫生你放心,到時候我會在他們的腦中消除記憶,他們不會記得有在公
                                                                               
 園裡看到我們的!」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   醫生冷笑:「消除記憶是嗎?這到蠻像你們外星人的作風啊!」
                                                                                                            
   「唉唷醫生你別這樣說嘛~」外星人竟然有點不好意思。「反正你沒
                                                                               
 辦法讓我受傷,我的明信片又制止不了你,不如我們握手言和?」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「哼,我們雙方的招數可都還沒全部使出,你怎麼知道我打不過你?」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   雙方沉默了數秒,最後還是外星人先開口了,沒辦法,醫生比較酷嘛!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「要不然……要不然我們先放了他們嘛,他們這樣一下受到你催眠控
                                                                               
 制,一下又要腦電波干擾,我覺得他們實在是太可憐了啦!我們都放開他
                                                                               
 們再繼續比賽,你覺得如何?」
                                                                                
                                                                                                       
   醫師皺眉,他好不容易才催眠了外星人,這樣放開他下一次勢必很難
                                                                               
 找到機會。可是依現在的情況,他一時間找不到緊身衣的破綻,也無法百
                                                                               
 分之百控制外星人的行為……
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   他略為考慮,最後想到自己參加比賽的初衷,他只是想證明自己的能
                                                                               
 力,而不是要樹立敵人或危害其他無辜的人類。既然這場不分高下,或許
                                                                               
 能交這個得來不易的朋友,彼此增長也好。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「好吧。既然如此,我就解開催眠。」醫生說到做到,伸手一彈指,
                                                                               
 全部的人好像大夢初醒,不知道自己為什麼圍著兩個 Cosplay 的人團團
                                                                               
 轉?
                                                                                   
   外星人也在同一時間收回腦電波,狗跟貓都嚇了一跳,叫了幾聲之後
                                                                               
 就跑走了,頭頂上的烏鴉跟密密麻麻的麻雀也呼嘯飛去。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「繼續吧。」醫生嘴角一勾,似乎又準備投入戰鬥。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「等一等嘛~」外星人嬌嗔一聲,令醫生不自覺皺起眉頭。「我們都
                                                                               
 戰這麼久了,醫生你難道不餓嗎?」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   醫生冷冷地回:「不餓。」
                                                                                
                               外星人似乎裝作沒聽見,一手勾起醫生的手臂,緊身衣觸碰到醫生的
                                                                               
 手腕,他突然又想起替青蛙解剖的溜滑感。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「我知道這附近有一家鬆餅店超好吃喔!我們先去吃飽再來打好不好
                                                                               
 ?我覺得地球人真的是很會做食物噎,啊,可是我是愛好和平的外星人,
                                                                               
 我是不吃動物的!醫生~你吃素嗎?」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「……不吃。」他很忍耐地回。「你確定吃完就會繼續跟我打?」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「唉唷醫生,你可是醫生耶,怎麼可以滿腦子都在想那些打打殺殺的
                                                                               
 東西呢?要知道,維護世界和平是很重要的,更何況我是為了宇宙和平才
                                                                                                                                 
 來的!要說啊……」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   醫生硬生生停住腳步,死皺著眉:「你確定要去吃?我是說……這個
                                                                               
 樣子去吃?」他用手指來回比了比外星人,最後停在他那雙插著他手術刀
                                                                               
 的大眼睛…………
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   外星人用他的青蛙手指戳了戳自己的左臉頰,然後說:「這造型很可
                                                                               
 愛吧?不知道我們等一下會不會被記者採訪?這樣醫生你說不定會湧進很
                                                                               
 多病患耶,業績會變好喔!啊,可是萬一記者問我眼睛會不會痛那我要怎
                                                                               
 麼辦?要說這是星球上的特殊材質嗎?我這對眼睛還有防紫外線耶!而且
                                                                               
 視力還可以調整,就算有乾眼症也不會受影響喔!喔對了,醫生你有沒有
                       近視啊?你眼睛很漂亮耶,還有啊你那副眼鏡…………」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   醫生忍不住打斷外星人的長篇大論,他快受不了這種恐怖的嘮叨,這
                                                                               
 外星人到底是從哪來的?「好!去吃鬆餅!吃完你會跟我說你的弱點是什
                                                                               
 麼嗎?還有這個緊身衣……」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「唉唷醫生~你幹嘛亂摸啦!雖然外星人是無性別的,可是你們中國
                                                                               
 人不是有句話是這麼說的嗎?那個老人說『非禮勿視、非禮勿言、非禮勿
                                                                               
 問、非禮勿摸』,你這樣……」
                                                                                
                                                                                                              
                                                                               
   公園裡,上至鳥禽下至貓狗老鼠,包括了每個人,臉頰上都起了層淡
                                                                               
 黑色的害羞黑眼圈…………
                                                                               
  
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
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→ QAZXC:= = 重看一遍發現好多錯字.......                          03/05 14:20
Evam06:求偶舞XDDD 可以喊醫生和外星人在一起嗎? >////<           03/05 14:27
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elove:在一起在一起在一起在一起~~~~                         03/05 17:28
→ elove:覺得外星人跟醫生好配喔>///<                              03/05 17:29
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QAZXC:所以這次戰役實際是在相親嗎??(超大誤) XDDD                03/05 18:01
JCLocke:腦袋浮現像是麥可Thriller的MV場景 ... XDrz              03/05 18:03
Midlight:這場戰鬥其實是在約會(誤)                              03/05 19:13
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JCLocke:當然是被圍著跳的醫生! XD                              03/05 19:38
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 作者  elove (舞蝶‧也許錯身)                                   站內  SDstory
 標題  [正式篇] 醫生 PK 外星人  Part3
 時間  2010/03/04 Thu 20:23:45

                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
            「所以…你還有其他顏色的緊身衣囉?」
                                                                               
            推了推眼鏡,醫生微微蹙眉,先是收回緊握的手術刀,隨後兩手一
        攤,對著外星人說道。
                                                                               
            放下武器是最容易立刻鬆懈對方的,他暗笑,這些年來的問診技巧
        ,讓病人對自己產生信任並非難事,更何況對手並非一般常人,該用些
        特別的來對付。
                                                                               
            『當然!醫生我跟你說,這質料超棒,冬暖夏涼,吸汗又保暖,我
        一整個系列都有,紅色、黃色、綠色……』
                                                                               
            如數家珍般的,外星人邊扯著衣服的布料要他摸摸看,邊用雙手數
        著他衣櫃裡有幾件這樣的衣服。
                                                                               
            「跟我們的衣服一樣都是美觀、禦寒用的嗎?」

                                                                             
            『當然不是!像綠色這件,就是刀槍不入,像白色的呀…』
                                                                               
            似是越說越起勁,他絲毫沒注意到醫生那鏡片背後的笑意,卻也在
        說出秘密的剎那止住了動作。
                                                                               
            『醫生你好詐,秘密差點就被你套出來了。』
                                                                               
            外星人咯咯咯的笑了起來,這模樣在醫生眼裡看來還真有點像青蛙
        。
                                                                               
            「暖身而已。」
                                                                               
            確認了對方的狀況後,醫生眼裡的笑意更深了,雙手插在白袍口袋
        ,稍微抬起頭,陽光溫暖但不刺眼的從樹梢穿過,他閉上雙眼感覺到微
        風輕拂過髮間,深深吸口氣,鼻腔內充滿著青草與泥土的清香,這樣的
        場所再適合不過了。
                                                                               
            『今天天氣的確很好呢,其實可以的話,我比較想跟醫生野餐呢,
        這樣美好的星球,配上美好的天氣,你知道我們和平相處是最好的了,
        醫生你要不要也來擔任宇宙和平大使。』
                                                                                                                          
            微微睜開眼,原本站在眼前不遠處的外星人滔滔不絕的說著話,現
        在也正跟他做著一樣的動作,綠色的衣料閃耀著金色的光芒,雖然無法
        閉上眼睛,可他看得出外星人正在享受這自然的恩典。
                                                                               
            「你知道希臘神話中的睡神Hypnos嗎?」
                                                                               
            帶著磁性的低沉嗓音響起,醫生低下頭,微風吹亂了他的髮,讓人
        看不清他的表情,縱使只有語氣,卻也溫柔的,讓人感覺不出他的意圖
        。
                                                                               
            「他的左手拿著罌粟花蕾,右手持著一支牛角,牛角裝滿了液體,
        液體可以讓人進入睡眠。」
                                                                               
            外星人微微歪頭,眼前的醫生白袍飛揚,輕柔嗓音說著些他沒聽過
        的事,有些話語似乎被吹散在風中,他想聽得更清楚些,搖搖晃晃的踏
        著步伐往醫生面前走去。
                                                                               
            「如果被他的魔法棒輕觸到眼睛。無論是人或神,都會無法抗拒的
        進入夢鄉…」
                                                                               
            撥了撥落在前額的髮,醫生抬起頭,對上的是外星人已經有些迷濛
        的目光,他又笑。
         「如果看見了我的雙眼,無論是神或是外星人,都將會成我的傀儡
        。」
                                                                               
            似是念著咒文般,醫生預告著接下來會發生的事,輕輕摘下黑框眼
        鏡,那閃著光芒的雙瞳像個黑洞,任何人只要看一眼,便馬上被吸入未
        知的領域。
                                                                               
            不想避也來不及避,直視他雙眸的外星人馬上呈現被催眠的狀態,
        靜靜的像是睡著般,卻也清醒,遊走在現實與潛意識之間。
                                                                               
            「這麼快結束就不好玩了,在這之前,有些問題想問你。」
                                                                               
            繞著外星人身邊走了兩圈,雖然很想馬上將他送往實驗室,不過醫
        生還是忍下心中那股想了解生物構造的慾望,他知道勝利就在眼前了。
                                                                               
            「你的特殊能力有哪些?」
                                                                               
            想了想,還是先了解外星人的能力、科技,再了解他們的身體構造
        較好,醫生將摘下的眼鏡掛在淺色的襯衫口袋裡,悠哉的靠在身後的樹
        幹上。
                                                                            
            『俺♀〥▲∞超∵◎。』
                                                                               
            「………」
                                                                               
            以為自己的耳朵聽不清楚,醫生傻了一下,又再問了一便同樣的問
        題。
                                                                               
            『俺♀〥▲∞超∵◎。』
                                                                               
            「用國語。」
                                                                               
            『俺♀〥▲∞超∵◎。』
                                                                               
            傳來的果然是聽不懂的語言,醫生突然笑了出來,這還真是始料未
        及的回答,沒想到外星人竟然用自己的母語回答他,這該說是失算嗎?
                                                                               
            「換個方式好了。」
                                                                               
            看著張大嘴巴咿咿啞啞說著聽不懂語言的外星人,醫生有些哭笑不
        得。
                                                                               
            「展露你的弱點給我看吧。」
                                                                             
            揮舞著長長雙手的樣子看來有些不願意,畢竟是弱點,不會讓每個
        人都輕易知道,但在無法違背命令的狀況下,外星人開始跳起奇怪的舞
        蹈,長長的手腳揮舞著,倒三角的頭開始左右搖擺著,兩顆圓圓的大眼
        也不停轉著。
                                                                               
            外星人的思考跟地球人不一樣嗎?醫生這樣揣測著。
                                                                               
            要問弱點卻開始跳起舞蹈,還是,其實外星人的弱點就是在舞蹈?
        疑惑著自己的猜測時,外星人張大著嘴巴開口說話了。
                                                                               
            只要你說出弱點,我就贏了。醫生這樣想著,暗暗掏出的兩把刀緊
        緊握在手中,唇邊那道弧線也更深了。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
            『我○∞≠的≠▲≦弱點Ⅲ℃↗☆◎是……』
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                            *未完待續
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中間差點把醫生寫往暗黑的路線.......
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    也許,錯身。
    當我們交錯在這城市中的某一角,妳會不會與我錯身,然後離去?
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                      φ elove / 也許錯身 φ
                                                                               
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JCLocke:不怕告訴你 說了你也聽不懂!                            03/04 20:24
Evam06:哈哈,醫生可以更黑一點沒關係 (推眼鏡)                   03/04 20:27
→ Evam06:支持醫生進行解剖實驗>////<(其實我想看外星人緊身衣裡面)  03/04 20:28
REPEN:蝶姐把醫生的心態和外星人的行為描述的好生動喔!           03/04 20:30
JCLocke:「peace ... no peace ... 」 突然跑出這種音效出來 XDrz  03/04 20:32
gloleas:外星語言好棒XD  醫生散發出黑光啊                       03/04 20:33
rehrehr:這邊真是精彩!好看!                                   03/04 20:36
QAZXC:太酷了!!!!!寫得真好!!!真不愧是醫生>////<可是卻害慘我了啦 03/04 21:01
QAZXC:怎麼辦Q口Q~~~我看到一半一直以為蝶蝶會幫我脫困的.....嗚~  03/04 21:02
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 作者  QAZXC (二月西捷)                                         站內  SDstory
 標題  [正式篇] 外星人 PK 醫生  Part2
 時間  2010/03/03 Wed 22:09:41
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
 
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「別那麼認真嘛醫生。」外星人伸出左手四指擋了擋,倒三角形的大
                                                                               
 頭偏了偏。「你不先問問我為什麼參加這個比賽嗎?」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   醫生並沒看見外星人開口,他聽見的聲音似乎是在腦海中響起。雖感
                                                                               
 奇怪可是他並沒有因此鬆懈下來,兩手仍握著刀柄,口語客氣地問:「那
                                                                              
 麼,請問你為何要參加比賽?」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   醫生的職業道德是要尊重病人,而他覺得這個人有病。若他是喬裝成
                                                                               
 外星人的模樣,那此人心理一定多少有問題。若這真的是外星人,那他倒
                                                                               
 可以剛好為自己的期刊多添一篇創舉。有何不可?
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「醫生你別胡思亂想,我當然是貨真價實的外星人啊!」他沒有眼瞼
                                                                               
 ,所以沒辦法做出可愛的眨眼動作。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   醫生心中一凜,問:「你知道我在想什麼?」
                                                                                                                             
   外星人搖搖頭:「我只感覺得出你腦電波急促,那律動像是懷疑我什
                                                                               
 麼?醫生,我參加這個可是為了宇宙和平呢!為什麼地球人老是那麼愛打
                                                                               
 戰呢?」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   打戰?應該是要說打架或是戰鬥吧?打戰是什麼?看來這外星人的文
                                                                               
 學造詣還不是那麼的好。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「你是醫生,你應該也不希望這世界上都是生病的人吧?不管是身理
                                                                               
 或心理生病都不好哇!」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   外星人還在繼續演講,那八個指頭晃啊晃,看起來真像實習時解剖的
                                                                                                                                                    
 青蛙。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「你說的對,我當然也不是為了武林盟主的位子而戰鬥的,我是為了
                                                                               
 證明自己。」醫生對外星人有了另一種看法,他推推眼鏡。「你若真是外
                                                                               
 星人,又何必要來這裡攪和?直接洗腦地球人不就好了?」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「醫生,有發自內心的和平才是和平呀!」外星人雙手合十,看來有
                                                                               
 些可笑。「我並不想傷害地球的一草一木,不如我們立個規矩,這次打鬥
                                                                               
 若誰傷到無辜的人或動物,那誰就輸了。這樣好不好?」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「我無異議。」醫生微笑。他本來就不是好傷殘的人,不然他也不會
                                                                             
 去當醫生了。「那就開始吧。」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   外星人軀幹並不像地球人一樣,他長手長腳的,看似行動緩慢,忽然
                                                                               
 單腳一蹬,竟往上竄了六呎高。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「嘿!」外星人在空中成大字型,今天他穿著的剛好是綠色的緊身衣
                                                                               
 。他想這畢竟是第一場戰役,應該要代表遠方的家鄉來點好印象才行。他
                                                                               
 曾經在報紙上看過綠色是代表了和平、友善與環保的象徵,所以他特地在
                                                                               
 飛碟裡找了這件緊身衣。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   當然,在地球的英文裡,Little Green Men (小綠人)也代表了外
星人。他想這件緊身衣應該也能展現他對地球的『愛』吧?(羞)
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   醫生瞇眼上瞧,果然一般人無法原地上跳這種高度,這人果然不是普
                                                                               
 通人。一陣光線錯影,他雙手一張,同時射出了數十枚手術刀片,刀刀刺
                                                                               
 穿空中下射的片狀物。他細眼一看,竟然是張張明信片。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   只見白色的明信片被刀片給釘在樹上或泥地,瞬間又劃無。他心覺有
                                                                               
 異,果然外星人跳下時離他五公尺遠。他往上一看,還有一片明信片正緩
                                                                               
 緩飛落。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   他信手拈來,上頭是一張澳洲袋鼠的圖樣。
                                                                            
   正要將手中紙片丟掉時,他聽見外星人的嘿嘿笑聲。他敏感地一彈手
                                                                               
 指,手中的明信片竟也化為煙霧,這煙霧來得快去得快,忽地本能一閃,
                                                                               
 他避開了強勁的一腳。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   滾了滾,醫師的白袍給沾了泥灰。他備戰狀態,竟看見煙霧中竄出一
                                                                               
 隻身長超過兩公尺的澳洲袋鼠!?
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「這、這怎麼會……」話未說完,他便見那米灰色的袋鼠露出牙齦,
                                                                               
 轉頭張望,最後定在他身上。牠發出一陣刺耳的叫聲,隨即後腳微陷。醫
                                                                               
 生一看不好,又是一個滾地,及時避開了袋鼠猛烈的衝撞。
                                                                                                                                    
   他越地而起,推了推眼鏡。不愧是見過大風大浪的神醫,只一喘息間
                                                                               
 便恢復了鎮定。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   探手握住自製的刀片,醫生腦中迅速轉動。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   那龐然袋鼠穩住猛勢,轉身過來,搜尋了一會兒看見醫生毫髮無傷又
                                                                               
 是一陣示威的叫。他曾聽說袋鼠的視力很差,但有趨光性,澳洲很多袋鼠
                                                                               
 是死於汽車的大燈底下。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   他看一眼手中碳鋼鋼帶製造的手術刀片,哼笑一聲,明白為什麼外星
人會出此招了。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   袋鼠的語言他不懂,可是看那姿態也知道那袋鼠將他視為眼中釘。一
                                                                               
 旁的外星人見他與袋鼠纏鬥也沒趁機暗算,只是盯著他與袋鼠看,眼神中
                                                                               
 似乎還比較關心袋鼠有沒有受傷。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   哼!保護宇宙和平是嗎?
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   一尋思,醫生已有妙計。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   他緩慢脫下白色的醫師袍,單手一晃,袋鼠嘶聲咧叫,鼻孔中噴出氣
                                                                                                                                               
 來。他施出巧勁將白袍向旁一丟,果見那袋鼠雙腳一蹬,朝那陽光下發亮
                                                                               
 的衣袍撲去。醫師一箭竄步,手中自製刀片毫不留情往袋鼠的尾巴射出,
                                                                               
 那碩大的尾巴竟被鋒利的刀片給截成兩段。一個轉身,落下的醫師白袍像
                                                                               
 有生命般地又穿回他身上。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   一旁的外星人大聲哀叫,因為眼部構造與地球人不同,所以醫師看不
                                                                               
 出外星人此時情緒如何?
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「醫生你好殘忍,你怎麼下得了手呢?他是多麼可愛的小袋鼠啊,澳
                                                                               
 洲的名產耶!」
                  醫生面無表情,看著那隻袋鼠一叫,轉眼化為灰煙,又成了那張印著
                                                                               
 袋鼠的明信片,明信片上的尾巴讓刀鋒給劃了一記。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   外星人向前奔上,拿著那張澳洲袋鼠的明信片,說:「嗚~我們星球
                                                                               
 上可沒有這麼大隻的老鼠,我找了很久最喜歡這張耶!你竟然把牠的尾巴
                                                                               
 給砍斷了!不是說好了不能傷害動物的嗎?」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   外星人語調帶淚,可是醫生怎麼看還是覺得那張臉始終沒表情。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   醫生難得笑了一聲,說:「台灣的公園裡會出現袋鼠嗎?想也知道是
                                                                               
 你的招數。更何況,若這袋鼠是真的,你想周圍的人會這樣無動於衷嗎?」
                                                                                                                                                
   事實上這個公園裡最怪異的就是外星人自己本身,雖然他不知道外星
                                                                               
 人是不是搞了什麼戲法,讓公園裡的見他們打鬥卻沒半點驚訝,要不一般
                                                                               
 來說應該警察會上來關心了。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「唉呀當醫生的人果然心思比較縝密呀!」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   外星人似乎想做個什麼俏皮動作,可是臉上還是一貫表情,醫師只看
                                                                               
 見他的嘴巴一張一闔,並沒有瞧見什麼嘟嘴吐舌頭的畫面。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「放心啦!萬一他們真看見我們打戰,那一定會產生慌亂。我可是主
                                          張宇宙和平的耶,怎麼可能會發生這種事?我只是調整了一下他們的腦電
                                                                               
 波,他們只會以為我們是 Cosplay 的同好,眼睛也設定成其它正常舉動
                                                                               
 啦~」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   其它正常舉動?醫師微皺眉,還是壓下了詢問的念頭。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「你該不會也控制我的腦電波吧?」雖然不想承認,但剛剛的袋鼠讓
                                                                               
 他不得不『暫時』相信眼前的人可能是真的外星人。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   外星人又搖起他的八根手指頭,綠色的緊身衣看起來有莫名滑稽感。
                                                                                
                                                                                                         
   「我沒有喔!比賽是公平的,外星人也是公平的,外星人沒有作弊!
 
 外星人是好人!不過你剛剛那招好帥喔!不愧是名醫,刷刷刷得我好怕那
                                                                               
 隻小可愛會被你分屍呢~」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   醫生冷笑一聲,說:「外星人,你實在很不適合裝可愛。」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   外星人一個惱怒,拉了拉身上的緊身衣,光滑的質料在陽光下閃著詭
                                                                               
 異的光線。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「醫生你好沒禮貌,竟然這樣說遠道而來的朋友。你們中國人不是有
                                                                               
 一句話叫:『有朋自遠方來,不亦樂乎。』嗎?這樣不可以!我都說你很
                                                                  帥了!」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   外星人試圖讓臉上泛紅,可是綠色加紅色的結果下竟成了黑色!這下
                                                                               
 外星人臉上成了很詭異的畫面,大眼下黑黑的,反倒像睡眠不足的熬夜外
                                                                               
 星人。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   「可惡!早知道就不穿這件了!」外星人嬌嗔一聲,可是醫生聽來一
                                                                               
 點也沒有嬌媚的感覺。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
   他握緊袖中的手術刀,心想也該試試自己秘密訓練的絕技了……
                                                                                
                                                                                                     
                                                                               
--
應該不會有錯字吧???
要體諒一下外星人,他才來地球沒幾年啊…………囧"
                                                                               
--
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REPEN:驚!明信片出動了!                                       03/03 22:16
REPEN:推薦這篇文章                                             03/03 22:16
→ QAZXC:-/////- 不知道這樣字數夠不夠.....                        03/03 22:20
Midlight:我喜歡小綠人那段!                                     03/03 22:21
→ REPEN:冏 還想說怕你們負擔大300字就好了(是我想多了)            03/03 22:21
gloleas:這篇實在太棒了XDD 我喜歡明信片招數                     03/03 22:23
QAZXC:我有偷偷做功課 XD                                        03/03 22:24
Evam06:我也喜歡明信片招式 >///<                                03/03 22:25
REPEN:我也喜歡明信片!和小綠人!                                 03/03 22:25
→ QAZXC:=/////////= (偷偷害羞) 我愛明信片呀~~~                   03/03 22:26
Midlight:什麼?有字數限制!?0.0                                  03/03 22:27
Evam06:所以這篇的大絕招是.....COSPLAY嗎 >////<                 03/03 22:29
→ QAZXC:樓上......XDDDDD                                         03/03 22:31
elove:好棒呀外星人~~~我愛你~~(毆飛)                       03/03 22:33
→ Midlight:COSPLAY綠燈和msn!?                                    03/03 22:33
→ QAZXC:樓上的推理能力真是妙到一個極點...........XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/03 22:34
QAZXC:被告白了....>//////< (外星人臉頰又變黑了) XDD            03/03 22:34
REPEN:在在生動的描寫了外星人這樣的生物                         03/03 22:37
htalent:推薦這篇文章                                           03/03 22:48
→ QAZXC:QQ 樓上也來了....  (話說開始期待明天的醫生了>/////<)     03/03 22:58
GOODFRAN:XDDDDDDD  好好笑好好笑!外星人好口愛XDDDDDDD          03/03 23:21
dolphin15:好好看喔 西捷寫這種東西都生得很快又可以寫很長耶      03/04 00:18
→ QAZXC:對呀~~~~~(得意挺胸) !!!!!嗯??海豚是不是意有所指什麼?>口< 03/04 00:21
dolphin15:XDDD 沒有沒有 你多心多心了啦                         03/04 00:24
→ QAZXC:那就好.... (收回海豚明信片)                              03/04 00:30
SylvaF:推薦這篇文章                                            03/04 00:31
DEAugust:推薦這篇文章                                          03/05 21:59

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 標題  [正式篇] 醫生 PK 外星人  Part1
 時間  2010/03/02 Tue 16:35:38

                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
            低頭摘下鼻樑上的黑框眼鏡,他揉了揉酸澀的雙眼,想不起坐在這
        已經多久,瞧了一眼左腕上的錶,該是看診的時間了,他重新戴上眼鏡
        ,搔了搔那頭亂髮,走向診間。
                                                                               
            『醫生。』
                                                                               
            沿途經過他身邊的護士這麼叫他,他只點頭,斜眼輕瞄了一眼那護
        士,然後口中念念有詞。
                                                                               
            走進診間,今天掛號的人數也不少,習慣性的坐上那張黑色有滾輪
        的大皮椅,從白袍右邊口袋拿出眼藥水,熟練的點了一兩滴,閉上雙眼
        舒緩一下那疲勞感。
                                                                               
            中午休息的時間他總是會坐在靠窗的位置,不斷的看著窗外路人,
        日復一日的鍛鍊「診」。
                                                                                                             
            起初是為了病人們,希望能花最少的時間診斷出最正確的病症,後
        來也是為了病人們,即使回到家也鍛鍊自己手術時的技巧及速度。
                                                                               
            只是他心想,現在熟練了,卻想要更精進,是為了病人嗎?偶爾有
        些病患會叫他神醫,是因為他快速的診斷及刀工,但他也只是搖頭。
                                                                               
            他很明白自己,也很明白現況,目前的技巧已經足夠用在工作上,
        更應該說,工作對他而言是一種鍛鍊。
                                                                               
                                                                               
            那麼是為了什麼呢?他不明白。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
            下班後的時間,回到空無一人的小套房,醫生的休閒就只有上網而
        已,隨意連上常去的BBS,一篇文章吸引他的注意,他終於了解自己
        的另一面。
                                                                               
            想多了解世上有沒有其他更厲害的人,想更精進自己的技巧,為的
        就是證明自己可以做到,他心想著,參加《超級英雄盃》或許可以達到
        他的目的。
                                                                               
            一時間興奮莫名的,馬上填了報名表。
                                                                               
            等待比賽日程的時刻總是煎熬,直到收到了比賽對手及比賽地點通
        知的那夜,他睡的比往常更好,因為他明白自己的能力終於能毫不保留
        的展現。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
            一早,按著手中的地址,醫生來到約定的地點,環顧四週後有些疑
        惑的,再次確認手中的地址,是的,比賽的地點竟然選在公園。
                                                                               
            周圍的人們,有些正在跳著土風舞,媽媽們推著娃娃車正在跟身旁
        的主婦交換心得,還有些孩子們正在遊樂設施那邊玩耍。
                                                                               
            靜下心,他找了張長椅坐下,想著未曾謀面的對手「外星人」不知
        會有怎樣的能力,想到這不禁揚起一抹微笑。
                                                                               
            可這笑卻也瞬間僵住,眼前的景象究竟真是他親眼所見嗎?
                                                                               
            眼前的這人遠遠走來就吸引住他的視線,緊到不能再緊的緊身衣將
        身材展露無遺,細看對方的雙手,竟然只有八指,那真的是人類嗎?他
        還以為「外星人」只是綽號。
                                                                               
            抑制不住自己的驚訝,醫生迅速站起,下意識的握住腰間兩個長匣
        ,隨時準備取出他的雙刀,他喃喃自語著。
                                                                               
            「還真的是外星人呀…」
                                                                               
            附近的婆婆媽媽們則指指點點著外星人的奇裝異服,即使掩嘴與身
        邊朋友討論著,醫生還是可以聽見他們大聲的對話,討論著是不是在拍
        戲之類的。
                                                                               
            彷彿不把一切放在心上般,外星人邊走邊揮手跟一旁的人們打招呼
        ,緩緩走到醫生面前。
                                                                               
            『別這麼緊張嘛,醫生你好,我是外星人。』
                                                                               
            外星人微笑著這麼說道,同時伸出他那只有四指的右手,醫生只疑
        惑的握住,沒想到他的報名表上寫的是真的。
                                                                               
            疑惑並沒有持續多久,這世界無其不有,醫生用力的握了幾下那傳
        來溫暖的手。
                                                                               
            「先禮後兵。」
                                                                               
            鬆開握著的手,醫生恢復到原本的姿勢,就讓旁人以為是在拍戲吧
        ,只要別誤傷到人就好。
                                                                               
            想著,便已迅雷不急掩耳的速度抽出右邊長匣裡的手術刀,往外星
        人擲出。
                                                                               
            沒想到外星人連閃也不閃,就在刀鋒將接觸身體之際,說也奇怪,
        他身著的緊身衣彷彿金鐘罩鐵布衫般,硬生生的將刀給擋了下來。
                                                                               
            『哇!嚇我一大跳,醫生你好快喔,我還沒反應過來耶。』
                                                                               
            友好的拾起地上的刀,外星人將刀柄遞給醫生。
                                                                               
            『我忘了說,我這件刀槍不入啦!』
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
            不知是緊張還是興奮,醫生感覺到自己腎上腺素增加,揚起淺淺微
        笑,沒想到會遇上這樣厲害的對手,看來參加是正確的。
                                                                                
            緩緩將刀收回長匣內,他拍了拍落在白色長袍上的灰塵,鏡片背後
        的眼神銳利了起來,他又笑了。
                                                                               
            「看來,得認真點才行了。」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                            *未完待續
                                                                               
                                                                               
--
我真的不會寫這類的呀,只好用自己的寫法了~
--
                                                                               
    也許,錯身。
    當我們交錯在這城市中的某一角,妳會不會與我錯身,然後離去?
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                      φ elove / 也許錯身 φ
                                                                               --
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◆ From: 61.58.98.56
hni:首推!科科科                                               03/02 17:04
QAZXC:蝶蝶 我邊看邊笑耶 >/////< 哇 我好怕我亂寫喔~~~           03/02 17:07
QAZXC:偷偷上站來看一下 真的貼了 晚上來琢磨琢磨 :P~             03/02 17:08
GOODFRAN:哦哦!大推!                                            03/02 19:20
GOODFRAN:好期待西捷的登場啊                                    03/02 19:21
JCLocke:既然是醫生 期待他展現對生理知識無盡的探索慾阿!        03/02 19:24
GOODFRAN:推樓上!                                               03/02 19:43
rehrehr:不錯耶!哈,超級英雄盃固定四個月一次好惹,噗!         03/02 20:36
REPEN:看到一半就想敲碗了!!!好啊!! 太棒棒了 !!!!!!!!            03/02 20:51
Evam06:哈哈,我都沒想到可以這麼寫,醫生和外星人這對好妙XDD     03/02 20:54
→ Evam06:原來是 廚師 VS 食材 (<--這個人真的想太多XDDD)           03/02 20:55
→ QAZXC:=口="""                                                  03/02 21:02
REPEN:不行了 我好興奮!!!下一篇~~~                       03/02 22:02
GOODFRAN:創作的交流  可以產生火花(角色的火花??                 03/03 00:01

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 作者  Midlight (米德萊)                                        站內  SDstory
 標題  [比賽方式]Annoying Orange VS 陸仁賈
 時間  2010/03/02 Tue 21:31:18

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抱歉,真是來晚了。
                                                                               
由於鴨大和我都有點忙的關係,所以信件往返討論上有一點慢....
                                                                               
不過為了不讓板主太擔心,我想還是公怖一下我跟他討論的結果。
                                                                               
原則上,沒意外的話我與他決鬥的時間是星期四與星期五晚上,由煩人柳丁先攻。
                                                                               
我們各發兩篇,所以我沒會錯意的話,應該是星期四他先發,我再發。
                                                                               
星期五一樣。
                                                                               
初步決定是這樣滴,至於細節的部分,也許我還會再與他討論。
                                                                               
以上。
                                                                               
對了,差點忘了說,板主大人真的辛苦了,請各位為她掌聲鼓勵鼓勵!:)
                                                                 

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SDsysop:啊啊啊 好期待你們這組喔!!!星期四!!!!                   03/02 21:32
→ Midlight:咦?我是不是有蓋到誰的話0.0a                          03/02 21:34
Evam06:嗯嗯,好期待^^~                                         03/02 21:34
REPEN:我有看到外星人有出來說話(被消滅了)                     03/02 21:36
→ Midlight:唉呀~真的抱歉~我不是故意滴〒△〒                      03/02 21:38
→ QAZXC:Q口Q~~~ 我就知道樓上討厭我............(哭跑              03/02 21:42
→ Midlight:賣阿捏啦~(拉

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 作者  SylvaF (林霧)                                            站內  SDstory
 標題  [比賽方式] 嶽陽vs齊好
 時間  2010/03/01 Mon 22:45:37
                                                           
                    
                                                                               
                                                                               
  因為豁燃比較忙的關係,所以時間定在這週五(3/5)晚上。
  視情況有可能延長賽到週六(3/6),由嶽陽先手,同時進行場景規劃。
  我們用單人回合制,一方玩家完成自己動作/對話後,就交給對方回文。
  回文以引用全文(R)的方式接續,所以當天板上會有很多篇戰鬥文,
  不過最後收錄只需要收最後一篇就可以了。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
  (結果好像我們最晚喔=  =|||b)
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QAZXC:這種方式時間集中不過反應要好呢!!!(期待)                  03/01 22:48
SylvaF:我應該不會遇到相當傻眼的情況吧(燒香拜佛ing)             03/01 22:49
hni:即時到讓大家都有參與感哩。:P科科科                         03/01 22:49
Midlight:應該是我們這組最晚...0.0                              03/01 22:49
elove:這樣要寫超快的,很有刺激感耶                             03/01 22:50
SylvaF:最晚不就3/6了嗎0.0                                      03/01 22:50
Evam06:周五會很熱鬧呢!!                                        03/01 22:52
→ Midlight:哦~我是說po比賽方式                                   03/01 23:20
REPEN:真的 比夜市人生刺激!!!                                   03/02 13:15
REPEN:(我說星期五)                                             03/02 13:15
→ QAZXC:夜市人生.......=口="""                                   03/02 13:18
REPEN:哈哈哈 那是老少閒宜

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 作者  elove (舞蝶‧也許錯身)                                   站內  SDstory
 標題  [比賽方式]醫生vs外星人
 時間  2010/03/01 Mon 22:29:17

                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
            跟西捷書信來回幾次討論後,我們決定以一人兩篇來寫作。
                                                                               
            醫生先攻,外星人後攻;不過在第一篇的著墨上會先帶些人物的部
        分,再進入戰鬥。
                                                                               
                                                                               
            時間:3/2~3/5
                                                                               
                                                                               
            第一篇就是明天了!
                                                                               
                                                                               
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REPEN:喔喔 好緊張喔!!!!!                                       03/01 22:32
REPEN:一篇真的講沒幾句話就over了XDDDD                          03/01 22:32
labeck: 篇真的講沒幾句話就 272了XDDDD                          03/01 22:33
elove:一篇真的講沒幾句話就烙跑了XDDDD                          03/01 22:34
hni:加油!我一直寫得很抖啊。@@:                                03/01 22:35
labeck:我也很抖                                                03/01 22:36
JCLocke:雖然有想亂入熱身篇 可無從著手的感覺 XDrz               03/01 22:37
QAZXC:外星人跟醫生都是第一次呢....>///< (你羞甚麼羞?!)(打飛)   03/01 22:39
SylvaF:害我好想看>/////<                                       03/01 22:40
Midlight:加..加...加油!!                                       03/01 22:41
QAZXC:樓上你們怎麼還沒說明怎麼打呀?? 你們兩個一開始就對到耶@@  03/01 22:42
→ elove:外星人與醫生的第一次(大羞)                               03/01 22:43
→ Midlight:我還在跟鴨大討論中...0.0                              03/01 22:44
labeck:所以是解剖課?

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 作者  hni (花 仲 穆)                                           站內  SDstory
 標題  [比賽方式] 小明vs罔市
 時間  2010/02/28 Sun 20:30:47

                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    我和DEAugust討論過後,考慮到彼此生活上的便利及可行性,
                                                                               
    為求公平及慎重原則,最終決定一人寫五篇的系列文章,不限字數。
                                                                               
    其中四篇會在人物刻畫、背景事件上著筆。
                                                                               
    最後一篇我們則會約好在特定場景上戰鬥!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    由於系列是各自獨立進行的原故,我們會在三月四日前各自發表四篇。
                                                                               
    然後至截止日之前三天,才思考最後決戰鋪陳。
                                                   然後至截止日之前三天,才思考最後決戰鋪陳。
                                                                               
                                                                               
    以上!
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                

                                                                               
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REPEN:推!!!!!好啊!加油加油                                    02/28 20:31
REPEN:說一下幾號開始?和結束?                                 02/28 20:31
Evam06:聽起來好棒,加油(揮旗)!!!                               02/28 20:47
GOODFRAN:期待!

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 作者  labeck (以戰止戰輪迴的終結)                              站內  SDstory
 標題  [暖場篇]我很弱 PK 吳史仁 (吳史仁反擊篇)
 時間  2010/03/01 Mon 21:20:02

                                                                               
吳史仁攻勢被擋下,刀竟然卡在鼻涕上,因此發怒大喊:「竟然把我名字寫錯!」
                                                                               
我很弱一臉疑惑,吳史仁吐舌說:「對不起我出戲了,我剛剛是罵上篇作者。」
                                                                               
語畢,拋了拋媚眼。
                                                                               
我很弱先是一臉囧樣,大笑:「二十年來同一招?你就沒別招嗎。」
                                                                               
說完又落井下石:「你一招用過了,看來這場我贏定了。」
                                                                               
「是這樣嗎」吳史仁冷笑,發動影分身。
                                                                               
「你這樣把招都用光了,之後其他戰怎麼打?」我很弱訝異。
                                                                               
「第一、你還不是一次用了兩招。第二、這是表演賽,沒有下一戰了,所以當然可以
把招用光。」
                                                                               
瞬間的冷場,連沙漠也飄下了雪花。
                                                                                                                 
良久。
                                                                               
「我可以問你一個問題嗎。」
                                                                               
「請。」
                                                                               
「你放影分身,但是沒有攻擊是怎麼回事?」
                                                                               
「我忘了我的刀卡住了,所以我沒刀可以砍。」吳史仁苦笑。
                                                                               
「雖然很想和你分出勝負。」我很弱開口。
                                                                               
「?」吳史仁一臉疑惑。
                                                                               
「但是……。」我很弱停頓了一下,正要開口。
                                                                               
「我來說吧。」第三個人的聲音:「因為我沒梗了,所以就此結束,你們就別分勝負
了。」
                                                                               
究竟,新來的第三個人到底是誰?
                                                                               
且待永遠不會有的下回分曉
「我來說吧。」第三個人的聲音:「因為我沒梗了,所以就此結束,你們就別分勝負
了。」
                                                                               
究竟,新來的第三個人到底是誰?
                                                                               
且待永遠不會有的下回分曉
                                                                               
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sas2158:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                        03/01 21:21
REPEN:冏          XDDDDDDD                                     03/01 21:22
REPEN:居然被拿來當梗~~~~~~啊啊                                 03/01 21:23
SylvaF:推薦這篇文章                                            03/01 21:44
Evam06:XDDDDDDDD                                               03/01 21:48
Midlight:有笑有推XD                                            03/01 22:02
QAZXC:哈哈哈哈哈哈有趣有趣!!!!!                                03/01 22:02
hni:再度抖了一遍                                               03/01 22:50
Melody1340:有笑有推啊~~~~~~所以第三者到底是誰咧XD              03/02 00:10

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 作者  REPEN (多紅)                                             站內  SDstory
 標題  [暖場篇]我很弱 PK 吳史仁 (我很弱攻擊篇)
 時間  2010/03/01 Mon 20:49:58

                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    夏風,熱的要死的天氣。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    汗雨如下,廣大沙漠上,站立著兩個身影。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    「哼,等了你二十年了,你終於來了。」我很弱說道,吸著鼻子。
                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                              
    炙熱乾燥,沙漠中的濕度,只有來自兩個地方──他的鼻涕和汗。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    「二十年?這二十年來,你不是一樣很弱嗎?」吳史仁看看自己手中的刀說著。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    「你居然還化名為無此人,分明就在躲我!這二十年來你都到
                                                                               
哪裡去了?」我很弱搖搖身子,軟棉棉的像章魚般蠕動,是的,熱
                                                                               
度增加軟度,這個場所,在適合不過他了!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    「為了要躲你的鼻涕,你的鼻涕總洩露你的足跡。」吳史仁說。
                                                                                
                                                                                                                                               
    「老子凡走過必留下痕跡,行不改名,做不改姓!哪像你偷偷摸摸
                                                                               
來無影去無蹤!」用手擦著鼻涕說道。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    吳史仁冷笑一聲:「你已經超過272字了!」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    「冏!」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    可惡,好個吳史仁,不管你是什麼九頭龍閃還是天馬亂拳,多
                                                                               
年分身術,他今天,非殺的你死我活不可!閒話家常是小說開頭一
                                                                                                                                          
定要的!嗆聲更是超級偶像來的橋段!
                                                                               
                                                                               
    他精心鋪陳,居然這麼瞧不起他!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    越想越氣,我很弱終於喊出那開戰經典詞:「看招!」
                                                                               
                                                                               
    我很弱猛力迴旋轉身,將鼻涕甩出,居然甩出一把鼻涕大槍!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    忽傳耳邊傳震,轟動動動動動!!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    鼻涕槍以連發掃射,鼻涕像千隻飛劍般射去!
                                                                                                                              
    吳史仁一驚,展開曹操之姿,傳說中的知勢-說曹操曹操到!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    招式出神入化,巧妙的躲避了鼻涕連發攻擊!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    吳史仁邊閃躲邊,看著沙子,只見鼻涕一落到地上,地上的沙冒
                                                                               
起陣陣白煙。心想:「這是什麼鼻涕?居然有本領融化沙子?」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    「哼!被你躲過了!」我很弱勾起嘴角,很弱只是一個假像,他自
                                                                                                                                             
豪的鼻涕子彈,已經Update到7.2版本,除了黏性與彈性的要求,更加
                                                                               
入了化學燃燒-COS-阿斯匹婆的成份!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    我很弱,頭一扭,鼻涕居然型似刀影般,銳利急速,飛向吳史仁,
                                                                               
吳史仁身子微微一晃優雅的閃過他的鼻劍,連忙施展天馬流星拳,拳拳
                                                                               
逼進我很弱,他迅速反應,鼻子一哼,噴出一層鼻涕,硬度如牆,堅固
                                                                               
如盾,恰巧檔住了吳史人的攻擊。
                                                                                
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約七百字,暖場用的。
啊啊,完全的弱。
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SylvaF:推薦這篇文章                                            03/01 21:44
Evam06:很好笑XDDDD                                             03/01 21:47
QAZXC:很酷啊!!!! :D 我喜番 >/////<                             03/01 22:00
Midlight:超過幾字有戳中我笑點XD                                03/01 22:01
Evam06:我也是XDDDDD                                            03/01 22:06
hni:看完很抖。@@:                                              03/01 22:50
elove:阿斯匹婆XD                                               03/01 22:53
dolphin15:有被戳中笑點XDDD                                     03/02 21:19
ohmyfox:有笑有推,不過錯字請記得改orz                          03/03 01:21
REPEN:樓上!!(抓)

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 作者  REPEN (多紅)                                             站內  SDstory
 標題  [亂入報名] 我很弱
 時間  2010/03/01 Mon 20:06:16

                                                                               
                                                                               
                            [選手]報名表
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【名字】:我很弱
                                                                               
                                                                               
【特色】:弱不禁風鼻涕王
                                                                               
                                                                               
【原因】;很弱的表演賽,先來暖場用!第一次比賽,
真的很弱,大家看看就好!!
                                                                               
                                                                               
【武器】;鼻涕槍
                                                                                
                                                                               

【戰鬥招數】 (請提供三到五個,以利PK對手參考)
                                                                               
    1.鼻涕子彈:源源不絕,讓敵人因為噁心不敢靠近。
                                                                               
    2.鼻涕槍:可供變型使用,威力無窮。
                                                                               
    3.弱不禁風神功:有數招,以雙腿發軟,雙臂無力,狀似醉拳。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    三招吃天下!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    提供大家一個暖場用,這篇請勿列入評比,我真的不擅長,
    但是,我希望這場比賽,至少,大家支持我!我也要站在同陣線!!
                                                                               
    熱血吧!!!
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Evam06:喔喔喔,多紅也來玩了>////<                              03/01 20:20
REPEN:啊啊啊 雖然很丟臉 但是 我看大家都抖起來了                03/01 20:50
hni:期待。:P                                                   03/01 21:03
QAZXC:哈哈終於跳進來了~~~~

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 作者  GOODFRAN (豁燃)                                          站內  SDstory
 標題  [選手報名] 齊好
 時間  2010/02/28 Sun 14:23:47

                                                                               
                                                                               
                            [選手]報名表
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【名字】:齊好
                                                                               
                                                                               
【特色】:烏黑長髮、怕生、依賴熟人、易怒、傲嬌、功夫女皇、酒量爆爛
                                                                               
                                                                               
【原因】;功夫太強了一定要來比一下
                                                                               
                                                                               
【武器】;雙手雙腳、酒瓶
                                                                               
                                                                               
【戰鬥招數】 (請提供三到五個,以利PK對手參考)
                                                                                  
    1.太極拳
                                                                               
    2.詠春拳
                                                                               
    3.醉拳
                                                                               
    4.怒罵攻擊
                                                                               
    5.齊好拳


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REPEN:第八個了!!!!!! 齊好!!                                    02/28 14:31
REPEN:原因是來嗆聲的~~~~呵呵                                   02/28 14:31
GOODFRAN:XD  要有氣勢啊  其實我第一次玩這  不太會說            02/28 14:53
SylvaF:人家還以為你沒空勒,哈哈哈                              02/28 15:18
Evam06:喔喔,推傲嬌女王
                                           

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 作者  DEAugust (惡魔的至尊)                                    站內  SDstory
 標題  [選手報名] 小明
 時間  2010/02/28 Sun 00:46:48
                                                                               
                                                                               
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【名字】:
                                                                               
小明
                                                                               
                                                                               
【特色】:
                                                                               
聰明學生頭、粗框眼鏡。
                                                                               
上半身像野比大雄,下半身還是野比大雄。
                                                                               
                                                                               
有口吃、講話支支吾吾。
                                                                               
沒有命根子,被麻油雞吃掉了。
                                                                               
懦弱無能,常被外力驅使。
                                                                               
運氣時好時壞,但不論是好是壞都不是他想得到的那種。
                                                                               
                                                                               
【原因】;
                                                                               
他誤打誤撞就跑進了這場大賽中,
                                                                               
如上頭所述,不論結果是好是壞都不是他想得到的那種。
                                                                               
                                                                               
【武器】;
                                                                               
空手、襪子、龜派氣功
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
【戰鬥招數】 (請提供三到五個,以利PK對手參考)
                                                                              
    1.龜仙訣
                                                                               
  由龜仙島龜仙老人所發明的奇妙功夫,
  能使全身如銅牆鐵壁般刀槍不入。
  偶爾會將敵人發動的攻擊反彈回去。
  
  武功的唯一罩門在於命根子!
                                                                               
                                                                               
    2.龜派氣功
                                                                               
  一顆就可以詐死十個人的小光球。
                                                                               
  但因為小明長期缺乏修煉,
  現在只能用來搔搔癢,有時候還會打歪。
                                                                               
                                                                               
    3.張幹一拳
                                                                               
  由前師父張幹所授的奇異功夫。
                                                                                                               
  說穿了只是靠蠻力的拳頭,
  由小明施展奇弱無比,戰鬥力微乎其微。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    4.口吃功
                                                                               
  用口吃的說話方式,來擾亂對手的思緒。
                                                                               
  面對可以講理的敵人,可能會引起憐憫之心。
  最大的問題是,小明從來不是個會說話的人。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    5.襪子功
                                                                               
  兩手穿上襪子後的攻擊。
                                                                               
  具體效用不明。
                                                                                
                                                                                
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※ Origin: 交大次世代(bs2.to)
◆ From: 118-160-241-122.dynamic.hinet.net
推 Evam06:喔喔,悲慘的小明也出現了~~                              02/28 00:47
推 SylvaF:哇!大推小明>w<                                         02/28 00:47
推 elove:罩門在命根子,但是已經被麻油雞吃掉,所以就是沒有罩門了   02/28 01:10
推 SylvaF:推沒有罩門XDD                                           02/28 01:12
推 DEAugust:居然提早被發現了 ( ̄□ ̄|||)a                         02/28 01:14
推 REPEN:啊 特技都......攻擊力不強(?)但是有個時好時壞的設定....  02/28 11:29

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 作者  elove (舞蝶‧也許錯身)                                   站內  SDstory
 標題  [選手報名] 醫生
 時間  2010/02/28 Sun 00:12:51
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
【名字】:醫生
                                                                               
                                                                               
【特色】:一頭亂髮、一身白袍、一副黑框眼鏡(衣櫃裡就這些了,想穿別的也沒有)
                                                                               
                                                                               
【原因】;......(碰到不是病患時會異常沉默)
                                                                               
                                                                               
【武器】;手術刀(雙刀),可攻又可當暗器擲出
                                                                               
                                                                               
【戰鬥招數】 (請提供三到五個,以利PK對手參考)
                                                                               
    1.醫龍附體:醫龍上身,攻擊速度快得異於常人,讓人看不清
                                                                               
    2.傀儡之眼:拿下偽裝的眼鏡,催眠患者(誤),是催眠對手,讓他們做些怪事
                                                                                
    3.診:趁對方欲進行攻擊時,一眼看穿對方身體病痛,一口氣說出來嚇傻對方
          降低防禦心,說服對方接受治療時,再迅速解決對手
                                                                               
                                                                               
我沒想像力......
但為了大家好玩,就玩一下吧
                                                                                
                                                                            

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※ Origin: 交大次世代(bs2.to)
◆ From: 61.58.98.56
推 SylvaF:喔喔喔七個人了>w<                                       02/28 00:14
推 REPEN:蝶姐~~~~~~~愛你(抱)                             02/28 00:14
推 REPEN:怎麼辦 我想看你和喬巴pk                                  02/28 00:15
推 sheauyuan:噗(躲起來笑                                          02/28 00:17
推 elove:為什麼是喬巴XDDDD                                        02/28 00:20
推 REPEN:你們可以互相進行"診斷"!!!!!                              02/28 00:23
推 Evam06:戰鬥招示的診XDDDD                                       02/28 19:21

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 作者  QAZXC (二月西捷)                                         站內  SDstory
 標題  [選手報名] 外星人
 時間  2010/02/27 Sat 20:33:38
                                                                               
                                                                               
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【名字】:外星人
                                                                               
                                                                               
【特色】:緊身衣愛好者
                                                                               
                                                                               
【原因】;因為希望宇宙和平而參加這次的戰鬥
                                                                               
                                                                               
【武器】;緊身衣、明信片
                                                                               
                                                                               
【戰鬥招數】 (請提供三到五個,以利PK對手參考)
                                                                               
    1.緊身衣:                                                                 
                                                                               
   自身的緊身衣彈性十足,是件連鋼彈都穿透不了的好衣服。冬暖夏涼             
                                                                               
   刀槍不入,還可襯托美妙的胴體(?),並可發射不同功能性質緊身衣              
                                                                               
   使敵人受到束縛。                                                         
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    2.明信片:                                                                 
                                                                               
   發出世界各地收集而來的明信片,上頭出現的人事物可幻化出實體並             
                                                                               
   攻擊敵人於一招。                                                         
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    3.纖纖玉指:                                                               
                                                                               
   外星人一手四指,共八個指頭。每個指頭各有不同光波,分別發出紅             

  橙黃綠藍靛紫白等光束,每回戰鬥最多僅能發出三道光波。光波性質
                                                                               
   各異,但並不足以致死。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    4.白色面具:
                                                                               
   為外星人所創造的特殊軟型面具,覆在臉上會快速密合服貼至各個臉
                                                                               
   型。覆上後會服從聽見的第一個關鍵字。例如聽見『周杰倫』便會開
                                                                               
   始高歌五分鐘或是上演其戲劇五分鐘。主要耗弱敵人腦力與體力,並
                                                                               
   干擾其心靈層面、看見其實世界是很美好的而受到啟發不再戰鬥。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    5.秘密鼓:
                                                                               
   聽見鼓聲便會情不自禁說出自己深藏已久的小祕密,清醒後便會痛不
   欲生,進而大徹大悟、放下屠刀立地成佛。
                                                                               
                                                                               
註:
                                                                               
招術限制:
                                                                               
1.對招只能用自己設定的招和對方對招
                                                                               
(不可無中生有,但不違背概念的運用可行,也是啟發想像力的方法)
                                                                               
2.對其他英雄用過的招不能再度使用。
                                                                               
3.不可有"完全打倒對手"的劇情出現,劇情鋪陳以"出招"為主
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
--
其實我分不清楚武器跟戰鬥招數要怎麼分別耶.....囧"

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◆ From: 114-37-232-72.dynamic.hinet.net
推 SylvaF:推薦這篇文章                                            02/27 20:34
推 REPEN:終於有外星人出動了!!!!!! 太棒了西捷!!愛你!!!!            02/27 20:35
推 REPEN:神秘鼓好讚喔 打起來一定很有趣                            02/27 20:36
→ QAZXC:是秘密鼓啦~秘密鼓XDDD (不是便秘鼓喔)                     02/27 20:37
推 REPEN:差一字=口=   秘密鼓!(不知道會說出什麼秘密)        02/27 21:24
推 labeck:XD                                                      02/27 21:49
推 SylvaF:那招對本來就沒秘密的人無效啊lol                         02/27 21:50
推 REPEN:樓上居然想出破解密招!!!                                  02/27 21:50
推 SylvaF:囧,我的角色直接無效了(無言中)                          02/27 21:52
→ QAZXC:XDD                                                      02/27 21:58
 作者從 114-37-232-72.dynamic.hinet.net 修改文章於 2010/02/27 Sat 21:59:15
→ QAZXC:>///////< 竟然被抓錯字了 果然我到哪裡都會被抓...thanks   02/27 21:59

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 作者  Midlight (米德萊)                                        站內  SDstory
 標題  [選手報名] 陸仁賈
 時間  2010/02/25 Thu 22:23:42

                                                                               
                                                                               
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【名字】: 陸仁賈
                                                                               
                                                                               
【特色】: 來自於路人甲一族。路人甲一族,主食便當,乃是古老的原
                                                                               
始角色,打從這個世界有故事以來他們就存在著,千萬不要認為他們的特色就是沒
                                                                               
有特色,他們只是擅長各種變身術,因此不為人知,可他們的曝光率永遠只低於主角一
                                                                               
族,在人氣角色票選永遠佔一席之地,只是沒有人知道他們真正的名字......
                                                                               
該種族代表性人物:威利、熊貓人

                                                                               
【原因】; 由於常常被遺忘,於是路人甲一族派代表來參賽
                                                                               
                                                                               
【武器】; 肉體
                                                                               
                                                                               
【戰鬥招數】 (請提供三到五個,以利PK對手參考)
                                                                               
    1.自身背景能力。這是陸仁賈的恆常狀態,據說可以與主角威能匹敵,在他
                                                                               
    們施展這個狀態時,沒有人可以打得到他,或者說,沒有人會發現他們,
                                                                               
    他們永遠是一草一木般的存在,比隱身斗篷還可靠。
                                                                               
    缺點是,他們也打不到敵人。
                                                                               
                                                                               
    2.跑龍:召喚謎之神獸─跑龍,召喚之後跑龍會變成跑龍聖衣,以供陸仁賈
                                                                               
    可以打到敵人。只是,跑龍聖衣不是最強戰鬥聖衣,而是最強的防禦聖衣,
                                                                               
    因此陸仁賈往往可以在下一個段落、章節、分鏡、場次.......等場合再次以

    不同面貌出現。
                                                                               
    在外觀上,跑龍聖衣有屬不清的款式,唯二的共同特色是不起眼以及被打
                                                                               
    飛時發出極亮光。
                                                                               
    3.被秒殺技:極為恐怖的招式之一。

                                

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 作者  sogno (波西米鴨)                                         站內  SDstory
 標題  [選手報名] Annoying Orange
 時間  2010/02/25 Thu 20:56:09
                                                        
                       
                                                                               
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【名字】: Annoying Orange (煩人柳丁)
                                                                               
                                                                               
【特色】: 沒有手沒有腳的柳丁 但是出一張嘴就能把人搞瘋
           蘋果、南瓜、蕃茄等都是手下敗"醬"
           戰鬥紀錄請洽: http://sofree.cc/hey-apple/
                                                                               
                                                                               
【原因】; 純粹來亂......hey~
                                                                               
                                                                               
【武器】; 一張怪噁心的嘴

                                                                               
【戰鬥招數】
(請提供三到五個,以利PK對手參考)
                                                                               
    1. hey (呼喚對方名字) X n: 讓人失去理智的基本招式
                                                                               
    2. ㄌㄩㄝㄌㄩㄝㄌㄩㄝ... : 無意義動作讓對手氣急攻心而抓狂
                                                                               
    3. 冷笑話: 無聊的諧音笑話  可以針對不同對手進行精神攻擊
                                                                               
    4. 吐籽: 唯一遠距離物理攻擊 但是激怒對手成分大於攻擊力
                                                                               
    5. knife(刀)......: 召喚(還是衰小?)讓刀子給對方最後致命一擊
                                                                  

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 作者  hni (花 仲 穆)                                           站內  SDstory
 標題  [選手報名] 罔市
 時間  2010/02/25 Thu 10:54:20
                                                     
                          
                                                                               
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【名字】:林罔市
                                                                               
                                                                               
【特色】:家庭煮婦個性強悍,殺價殺到街知巷聞,走在路上連小狗
                  都要退避三舍。
                                                                               
                                                                               
【原因】;少林寺唯一闖過十八銅人巷的女僧還俗,身懷不世絕技,
                    台籍大陸新娘。(這樣應可參加英雄大賽才是)
                                                                               
【武器】;掃把、菜刀
                                                                                
                                                                               

【戰鬥招數】 (請提供三到五個,以利PK對手參考)
                                                                               
    1.三姑六婆式的八卦技能。(情報屬性)
                                                                               
    2.虎鶴雙形
                                                                               
    3.秋風掃落葉
                                                                               
    4.國色天姿的容貌。(禍水屬性)
                                                                               
    5.凝(暴氣技能)
                  

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 作者  SylvaF (林霧)                                            站內  SDstory
 標題  [選手報名] 嶽陽
 時間  2010/02/25 Thu 00:29:43

                                                                               
                                                                               
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【名字】:嶽陽
                                                                               
                                                                               
【特色】:明明190公分卻又長得一副娃娃臉orz
          http://truemakers.mmwk.net/t1-3-1-10.jpg  <==圖
                                                                               
          是一個會為了想比武,像小孩要糖吃一般吵鬧的男人=口=
          明明都25+歲了
                                                                               
【原因】;就只是喜歡找強者決鬥,這種場合除了他還有誰能來XD
          (總覺得開某些人物太IMBA反而會弄得很無趣……)
                                                                               
                                                                               
【武器】;妖刀鳳凰,一把五尺長的武士刀,會講日文跟罵髒話0.0
                                                                               
【戰鬥招數】 (請提供三到五個,以利PK對手參考)
                                                                               
    1.輕功(這練武基本吧|||b)
                                                                               
    2.破石法:集氣於刀尖可破壞對方武器
                                                                               
    3.鳳凰血翼:展現赤色雙翼增加攻擊力(這個是大絕0.0)
                                                                               
    5.這是一個普通純武鬥戰士,不會超能力不會法術,考慮到他本人有可能不爽的情況
      ,所以鳳凰的一些技能就先封印不用了-w-
                                                                               

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